detectivehole:

“why do you know that” i am curious about the world around me

duckdotcom:

they roll me in for urgent lifesaving surgery but the surgeon has to leave the room because they see my face and get all flustered and start blushing and giggling bashfully and then when a new surgeon comes in to take over it happens again and it keeps happening with all the surgeons and eventually i die cutely on the operating table without a single incision

habbadax:

clarafordahwin:

Fridgerator wrapped. You ate 326 eggs.

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And I’ll do it again

impishtubist:

kispesan:

Genuinely can’t stand the new favouritism towards video format. You want me to spend a whole two minutes listening to someone say out loud a paragraph I could read in 20 seconds?

(This is about tiktok. I hate tiktok.)

It’s not just tiktok, it’s everything. I’m tired of clicking on news articles and instead finding it’s a video I have to watch. I’m tired of being sent to a video when I want to learn about a new thing instead of an article I can skim in less than a minute. You mean you want me to sit through an entire video, listening for the one kernel of information that’s buried in there that I’m interested in? Nah, man, life is too short to waste it like that. I don’t know why any of you like videos lmao.

prairiies:

pawcakes:

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

this is the app we r on it rn babe

cheddar-baby:

gopyxp:

look at this thang

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well, time to die

constellatedlove:

i love people you can just sit with. you do your thing, i’ll do mine. lets just exist alongside one another, in a silence that says “im glad you’re here.”

eggplantmaniac420:

Senator Checkthisbox Forafreeicecreamcone re-elected for seventeenth consecutive term

crescairis:

crescairis:

crescairis:

i get that people are more comfortable with defined rules and structure but i also think queer people lost when they started resorting to dictionary definitions for what labels mean

the queer umbrella is meant to deviate from the norm of rigid boxes and definitions and to decide that lesbian means Only this, bi means Only this, etc, is directly contradicting what queer means. each and every label is going to have a unique meaning to the person using it and that is how it’s supposed to be. if you’re not comfortable with that…sorry?

basically if someone tries to tell you you’re using a label wrong:

  • no you’re not
  • eat them

fairycosmos:

does anyone know how to make a desicion

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